I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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