Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
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