I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
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