xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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