U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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