I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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