how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
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