i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
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