used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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