I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Your penis caused this!
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