Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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