yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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