Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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