just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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