i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
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