Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
a search helicopter?!
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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