Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Randomize
