Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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