it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
I can feel your judgement through the phone
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I'm both gender and math confused
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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