u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
