fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
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