HIV tests are more positive than that guy
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
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