Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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