Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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