i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
He's a Shit stain on my heart
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
It's rum buckets o'clock
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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