you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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