I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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