I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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