I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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