Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
love makes seman taste better
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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