I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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