Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
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