i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
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