OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
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