what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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