Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
