I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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