In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Randomize
