At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
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