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I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
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