sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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