thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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