It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Boobs are out for the taking
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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