Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
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