Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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