So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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