You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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