Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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