like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
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