Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
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