...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
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