hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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