sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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