ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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