i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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